We’ve got a pretty safe bet for you. Ready? Here goes: strapping one on is almost always a good time for everyone involved. Put some money on it! Whether you’re pleasing a lady-bodied partner, pegging or otherwise, being in control of their stimulation is an amazing experience all-around. That, strap-on fans, is where Shots Ouch! Strap-On Harness with 9 1/2″ Realistic Dildo comes in.

User friendly to the extreme, this harness features simple elastic straps and an ultra secure fit. Compatible with zillions (barely an exaggeration!) of penetrators – including the 9 1/2″ realistic dildo, of course – a soft faux leather yoke boasts simple snaps that steady a metal O-ring dead-center. You can hook up any O-ring you may already own to this Ouch! number, but the included (2″/5cm) one holds the also-included dildo perfectly. Slip the base of it, or an similarly sized dildo/vibe/probe through the ring, snap up, and play away.

Sexily lifelike and perfect for pegging, girl love and general penetrative merriment, the 9 1/2′ is smooth at its rosy tip and textured right down to a pair of squeezable balls. The shape is nice and firm with just a little give – it’s definitely sturdy enough to satisfy! A suction base and lots of lightweight maneuverability make it perfect for enjoyment out of the harness, too.